At age 21 and being of the male persuasion I pride myself on being knowledgeable about technology, I’m the kind of the person that will memorise and repeat facts about the resolution of a TV or the specifications of a video game console... all this is good and well, well and good but this is Appliances Online... these are white goods. Even though I’ve only been here a matter of weeks but I’m rapidly absorbing information like the proverbial oxylytic liner that I am.
With all this new knowledge it’s high time I applied it to something and as I am 21 and unashamedly living with my parents I hold aspirations of one day (one day soon) moving out into my own ‘pad’ (to use the young folk vernacular). Most flats and apartments I’ve been looking at come fully furnished but... what they didn’t?! What if I had to buy my own appliances?! If only I worked for a company that supplied everything my kitchen needed... now that would be ideal... oh wait!

So imagine this as I picture it for you (using word pictures and real pictures), my ideal set of appliances that would be readily set up and installed in my brand spanking new flat by the time I moved in . NB If there are any billionaires out there that wish to supply with me said flat and said appliances you’re more than welcome to. The only thing I can really offer is a limited set of circus skills (clowns once came to my primary school and taught me how to spin plates and ride a unicycle... though not at the same time).
First off everything has to have some kind of wooden finish; the kitchen tops have to be made of faux-marble, granite or onyx (or solid platinum!) I want spot lights that can change colour to suit my mood, whether it be red because I’m angry after just burning my world famous spaghetti Bolognese or a soothing blue because well I’m feeling soothed. Now the most important thing is ... the dishwasher... but hang on, in this day and age everything has to be two things in one so how about an electric cooker that’s also a dishwasher?
Presenting the Candy TRIO503/2XUK Electric Cooker. Not only does it come in sleek, stylish stainless steel but it’s also a dishwasher... it’s also a dishwasher! You can cook something then wash the plates from that something, with the same appliance! Seriously next they’re going to be telling me that you can get a fridge that’s also a freezer. Ha! What would they call that, a fridge freezer? Give me a break.
Ok so that’s cooking sorted, now cooling. Please Santa; please bring me the Whirlpool WSC5533AN American Fridge Freezer.

On to laundry and sadly there aren’t any washing machines that also make me breakfast or tell me my hair doesn’t look so bad but I’ve plumped for something equally cool.
The Smeg WMFAB16NE washing machine, it may look like a small fridge on the outside but open the door and a veritable array of joyous, joyful and joy bringing features are at your fingertips and, and, it has storage in the outer door! In the outer door! (Imagine it not in pink!)
On top of all this appliance goodness I’d always like a nice tumble dryer, a coffee machine, a microwave with a TV in it and many more things. Alas it’ll be a while before I can afford any of my dream appliances but at least I work for the company that can supply them.